Dancing

When going out dancing make sure you:

• Go to an upstanding establishment, not one that has hot ladies up on the bar and a sea of men crowded around it. You will never get someone to dance with, let alone a drink.
• Wear something that will get attention and keep you cool, because you don't want to be hot as in temperature, but hot as in "hot mama".
• Dance with all the people that want to dance with you, you never know who will be good and who just wants to grind up against you.
• Leave your hands where they should be, because there are tons of people with cameras and video cameras waiting to catch something that might be inappropriate and you might become the next youtube star.
• Never leave without the people you came with. They are there to help you make good moral decisions and not let you fall into places you shouldn't be.
• Dance like no one is watching and pretty soon, everyone will be.