Thursday, August 09, 2007

Golf- Helpful Hints

(for girls only-don't know if it will work for boys)

  1. Go to the driving range, choose a spot by a man that has a nice swing. Hit some balls and then take a break to watch him. Repeat as necessary. Pretty soon, they will notice you and give some unsolicited advice that will help your game.

  2. While golfing with men (who know what they are doing), ask them what club you should use a couple of times, then most men will feel that the next time you are up to hit, you will want some unsolicited advice about your swing. Take the advice, it will help your game.

  3. Go early to the course when the golf pros are bored and ready to talk. They will give some more unsolicited advice after you swing and hit your ball into a different fairway. The advice is sure to help your game.

  4. Golf quickly to catch up with the older gentlemen that didn't realize you started your game, because you had such a poopy shot at the first hole. Then he will ask you to join him and you will be in for a nice round of golf. Don't ask for any advice from him, because he is just out for the fun of it, plus with all the other unsolicited advice your brain might explode trying to remember it all.

picture provided by flicker- regina s'

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