Bikes Suck!

So I thought I could ride and a bike after not riding one for...hmmmm let's see....probably since my triathlon. Sadly, I couldn't. It was so hard! I thought the trail was flat. It looked flat, but it wasn't flat. It sucked! Obviously, this is a picture from before.

Supposedly, it was the bike and not me... but I care to differ. So, I'm going to buy a bike and see if that really was the issue!