Dear...

Dear White Shoes,

Oh how I love thee! You show off my newly polished toes so well. You make me a few inches taller, so my pants don't drag in the puddles. You accent my outfits both casual and dressy so well. But oh white shoes, when you proceed to take me feet out from under me when I'm dancing, I don't know if I will be able to love you any more.

love, me.

Dear Main Japanese Buffett,

Thank you so much for the wonderful meal you provided me today. Your donuts were divine. Your sushi was delicious, but your frog legs left something to be desired!

Love, loyal Buffett fan