How Come?

How come whenever you look your worst is when you see all the cute boys? It seems to always happen to me like that. So today I didn't dress up for church because I was going back to my classroom (I know, it's about time, most of you with jobs are saying, but really come on!) and didn't really want to wear anything nice there, so I put on my workout pants, long-sleeve, and my black vest. My hair went up into a ponytail without even being brushed and I was out the door. (Yes, no working out yesterday, because I was going to hula that night.) I walked into church and there was CB in the row I sit in. What the H?, I thought. Oh well, I went and sat right next to him, because this is what always seems to happen. Dress down and see all the men you want. Whenever I would walk down the "mall" at college in the same attire, I would see all the hotties too. It was never when I was dressed up and was looking hot, that they would walk by. That was when I would see all the old men or only girls and the outfit would be wasted.
My only saving grace in the whole thing, was that during college, I was told by one dude, that his favorite outfit on a girl was workout pants, t-shirt, and hair in a ponytail. Too bad that dude was never into me.