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So there is this boy...well I guess he is a man now at the ripe old age of 32...who is celebrating his birthday. I thought I would send a little shout-out to him, eventhough he doesn't read this, all his friends do and they can tell him all about it.
Top Ten Reasons He is So Cool
10. He hears women singing church songs while he goes to the bathroom.
9. He tells jokes that are not funny, yet people laugh and then he laughs at them.
8. He thinks a day without a grass stain is not one worth living.
7. He takes care of all that is precious to him.
6. He wanted to write a book, yet ended up writing multiple 4+ page emails, that made sense to him alone.
5. His faith has lead many.
4. He is an amazing father and husband.
3. He thinks he rules...I keep telling him it is all in his head.
2. He believes life is like a beer bottle and has some pretty sold reasons to back it up.
And the number one reason why he is so cool is
1. He is my friend and although I don't see him much or talk to him often the impression he has left on me will carry throughout my life.